Greenland want to buy USA

The Prime Minister of Greenland, Kim Kielsen, offered yesterday to buy the United States.
"It was Leif the Lucky who discovered America and his father, Erik the Red, who discovered Greenland and settled here. Therefore, it is only natural for us to get the USA back", says Kim Kielsen.
He has not yet decided on a price, but believes it should be relatively low considering the United States' colossal national debt.
"And if we have to include Trump in the deal, it will of course be even lower", he says.

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